An olympic event in which participants attempt to propose the most outlandish olympic events imaginable. Extra points for obscurity, humor, and irony.

Olympic Magnifying Glass Ant-Burning

Olympic Hurling

Olympic Masturbation, Streaking, and Goat Effing Triathlon

Olympic Dust Counting

Olympic Gymnastics-score Fairness Quibbling

Olympic Olympic Olympic X
-- nomocrow, Aug 19 2008

so let's see - you don't like the Olympics?
-- po, Aug 19 2008


"Now, ladies and gentlemen, in the finals of Olympics Hating, [nomocrow]!"
-- baconbrain, Aug 19 2008


Don't forget the olympic olympic gymnast kidnapping and pedophilia contest... to be performed on pre-informed and consenting olympic pole dancers instead, for legal issues.
-- ye_river_xiv, Aug 19 2008


I hate to join a list, but... Olympic synchronized speed toenail clipping.
-- Voice, Aug 19 2008


//Olympic Hurling//

Ah, hurling, now that's a fine Irish sport, sort of a cross between field hockey and Aussie rules football. Fully deserves to be featured in the Olympics, I'd say.
-- imaginality, Aug 20 2008


Confusion today when it came to light that a taxonomical misinterpretation had led the English team to field a bunch of drunken tourists.
-- egbert, Aug 20 2008


//so let's see - you don't like the Olympics?//

I love the Olympics. I almost cried when Lolo tripped on the ninth hurdle.

I'm just being silly because the joke's getting worn thin.
-- nomocrow, Aug 20 2008


There was recently a lobby to have video games accepted as an Olympic event! Can you imagine.
-- johnbakersmon, Aug 20 2008



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