A rentable, inflatable device which will launch a person into water. We've seen human powered version, where you jump on one side and the person flies off the other side. Using compressed air, you are able to fly the person much much farther. Additional inflatable bags will be used to dampen the forces on the person, allowing for a smoother ride.
See illustration for details.-- twitch, Aug 11 2009 Image of device http://i31.tinypic.com/6t0iur.jpgImage of the inflatable launch device. [twitch, Aug 11 2009] Swimsuits http://qando.net/ar...s/182273.1020.A.jpg [normzone, Aug 12 2009] Mambo Poo-Shooter http://www.cafepress.com.au/PooShooter [UnaBubba, Aug 14 2009] Bun for scribbles. Always.-- theleopard, Aug 11 2009 Should be fun at frat parties, even without any water.-- twitch, Aug 11 2009 I love the subliminal, inverted, 'good any day of the week' aspect of the illustration.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 11 2009 Shot forth from the giant penis, I myself had managed an erection over the sheer recursivity said stiffy would entail. I wonder do spermies have feelings? then my face smacked the water as if the two were in a lover's quarrel. The pain was helped by chilly water and the thrill of flight. Swimming back, I speculated over other things that may be equally symbolic and arousing. Shot glasses shaped like fatty livers, conference rooms shaped like coffins. Finally, it occurred to me, that sex may be very much like swimming. That swimmers are smarter than porn stars but porn stars can still go to the swimming pool whenever they want. The imbalance of freedom and morals sent waves of malaise through my body as I climbed back into the giant balls and flipped the air compressor back on. This time, I would take the trip without thoughts or human things, but as a sperm might take his trip: careless, carefree, messy.-- daseva, Aug 11 2009 I'd like to see this Baked just so I could place it on certain private lakes in the New England area...-- DrCurry, Aug 11 2009 New Yorker material there, daseva.-- bungston, Aug 12 2009 Twice the bunnage (in spirit, at least), if you're aiming for a large, reddish target. Maybe incorporate 'skydive into a hole' in an equally suggestive cavity. I could see something like this on that Japanese game show. I wonder if sperm shout out BONZAI!!! during.-- RayfordSteele, Aug 12 2009 I think we can make an exception to the "no whites after Labour Day" rule for this one...
//Additional inflatable bags will be used to dampen the forces on the person//or submerge the person in a shock-absorbent gel of some kind just before firing.-- FlyingToaster, Aug 12 2009 Ooh does that mean we get to wear costumes? Can I have mine with a motorized tail?-- RayfordSteele, Aug 12 2009 [bung], really, Should I submit? Writing on that level is hard at first and then it just gets harder and harder. Such a hasty maneuver could really explode right back on my face!-- daseva, Aug 12 2009 Read some of that NYer stuff on line. I think you will instinctively buff your thing and make it flow. No pun intended. Then send it, and they will say no. But like asking out a supermodel: maybe she will say yes!-- bungston, Aug 12 2009 Perhaps it would be better if shaped like a gigantic pair of buttocks and powered by a blast of compressed air, scented with faeces?
Ad copy: A Monster Poo Shooter, For Turds Just Like You!-- UnaBubba, Aug 13 2009 halfbakery