Ever tried cutting curved edges perfectly. It's really hard. With the scissor shaped design, (for easy fold-away storage) you can cut edges with acid. One half of the scissors is a penlike impliment with a strong acid in it. The acid eats away at right where you want it, and once you seperate the two parts of the whatever, you use the other side of the scissors, a brush with a basic solution is it reacts with the acid and stops it from going any further.
-- Chickenbreadthe1st, May 14 2006

What? It seems the alternative is worse than the standard.
-- Zimmy, May 14 2006


Hmm. This is hard. I like acid a lot. But I'm not allowed to have scissors.
-- notmarkflynn, May 14 2006


[notmarkflynn]

I like to do just like the rest
I like my scissors cheat
but guardin' fumes & makin' haste
ain't my cup of meat

seriously, take the scissors handle, lay it on the paper, & bash the crap out of the handle w/ a hammer & then there's your perfect circle?

I almost forgot ...You have not seen nothin' like the [notmarkflynn].
-- Zimmy, May 14 2006


I'm flattered and confused.

Moreso flattered.
-- notmarkflynn, May 14 2006


[notmark..] I can't help myself sometimes. Re: Quinn the Eskimo (I assume things as commonly known too many times - or possibly, I'm gettin' old).
-- Zimmy, May 14 2006


Now I remember that song. My cousin showed it to me once. he's more into Dylan than I am. I prefer the lyrical stylings of Electric Six.
-- notmarkflynn, May 14 2006


"This is as well crafted a debut as Television's Marquee Moon"

That got my attention. The rest of the reviews were confusing.
-- Zimmy, May 14 2006



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