With today's busy schedules, who has time to get to the gym and Madam Payne's Pleasure Dungeon? The S&M Gym would combine these two popular services into one convenient package. Members would perform degrading, humiliating, menial exercises while being "motivated" by a leather-clad, riding crop-weilding dominatrix/personal trainer. For some people this would be just the kind of motivation they need to get in shape,while indulging their desire to be put down and degraded.
-- Newshound, Oct 13 2010

The S&M Cafe http://www.sandmcafe.co.uk/
Gourmet Sausage and Mash [zen_tom, Oct 13 2010]

I can't believe this doesn't already exist
-- hippo, Oct 13 2010


what [hippo] said and [IT] as well of course.
-- po, Oct 13 2010


It does exist. It's called American Marine Corps.
-- xenzag, Oct 13 2010


"Feel the burn!"
[insert sound of bull whip cracking here]
-- DrBob, Oct 13 2010


There's a great restaurant near Spitalfields market called S&M who serve a really rather good Sausage and Mash. The addition of a gym to help alleviate guilty-feelings post S&M indulgence might be a good thing.
-- zen_tom, Oct 13 2010


I want to make sweet love to this idea.
-- Voice, Oct 13 2010



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