A wide and very long zip lock bag, with the lip inverted. When you’ve nothing to do, climb inside and seal it from within. A mouthpiece tubed to the outside allows for breathing.

That’s it—inhale through your nose, exhale through your mouth. Inhale, exhale. Feel the bag slowly collapse around you. Tighter and tighter.

Now you’ll stay fresh, until needed.


-- pluterday, Nov 09 2004

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Minimalist +
-- stupop, Nov 09 2004


Uncomfortably bleak +
-- zen_tom, Nov 09 2004


Discomfort break?

Don't forget... your skin needs to breathe, too.
-- st3f, Nov 09 2004


Can it have a loop that can be used to hoist you up and leave you dangling in space among all the others, racked up in rows, up in a huge warehouse somewhere?
-- zen_tom, Nov 09 2004


Sure! Hangers are optional.
-- pluterday, Nov 09 2004


Is it really pluterday? The stuff of legends?!?
-- contracts, Nov 09 2004


do we, indeed, have one of the great 'bakers in our midst? <bows> honoured.
-- david_scothern, Nov 09 2004


I thought we were supposed to get off of work for pluterday.
-- yabba do yabba dabba, Nov 09 2004


Disappointed this wasn't some kind of memory/personality storage idea.....Oh, and the idea is somewhat baked, lacking the tube. See the "existential comedy" [I (heart) Huckabee's]. It's great fun.
-- normzone, Nov 10 2004


Possible addtions, a package containing this bag is for everyone in an office building, but it has a gas mask filter instead of a snorkel, and places to stick your arms into so incase of an terrorist attack you can zip yourself in and keep on working.
-- Mr_Turner, Apr 21 2006



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