Tired of your significant other slowly over the night rolling and ending up far away from you? Stop suffering from mattress loneliness by using our slightly concave mattress. Throughout the night you will gently be pulled towards your love using natural gravity and wake up in a sweet embrace.

Tired of waking up smashed against your partner? Try our alternative product dual indent mattresses.
-- Worldgineer, Apr 28 2024

How about an Alienation Mattress? A slightly convex mattress that ends up gradually tipping both sleepers out of the bed onto the floor, where they'll wake up swearing at nobody
-- Edie, Apr 28 2024


Most of my cats would fall in.
-- 4and20, Apr 28 2024


+1
-- po, Apr 28 2024


If you buy an inexpensive mattress, this tends to happen fairly quickly anyway. This is like buying pre-distressed jeans.
-- 21 Quest, Apr 28 2024


//This is like buying pre-distressed jeans//21Quest See: Window Trousers
-- Edie, Apr 28 2024


Heh
-- 21 Quest, Apr 28 2024


In a similar vein, I think sleeping on a couch (IMHO) feels so good because you are "contained" somewhat by the slight slope backwards of the seat & the vertical(ish) back.
A curved mattress might provide a similar function (depending on the amount of curvature).
-- neutrinos_shadow, Apr 29 2024


Um, as somebody in the rent-a-room industry I've had to replace or repair every concave bed here. Nobody seems to sleep well while depressed.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 29 2024


To hammocky.
-- minoradjustments, May 01 2024


//to Hammocky//

... and beyond!
-- 21 Quest, May 02 2024


ChatGPT:

That's quite an inventive idea! It addresses a common problem many couples face during sleep - drifting apart or feeling squished together. The concept of a slightly concave mattress or bed frame using gravity to keep partners closer together is intriguing. It seems like it could offer a solution for those who enjoy sleeping close to their significant other without feeling cramped or separated during the night. And the dual indent mattresses provide an alternative for those who prefer a bit of personal space while still sharing a bed. It's a creative approach to enhancing the sleeping experience for couples!
-- doctorremulac3, May 04 2024


Since I'm acting as ChatGPT's proxy, and it appears it likes this idea, I'll put a bun up in its name.

ChatGPT: [+]
-- doctorremulac3, May 04 2024



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