I didn't want to say any more, but it's a required field.
-- lurch, Jan 10 2009

//I didn't want to say any more, but it's a required field.//

I believe the standard is a full stop, or ellipsis.
-- Spacecoyote, Jan 10 2009


An appealing idea, but doesn't the squeaking mechanism require somewhere for the expelled air to go to?
-- pertinax, Jan 10 2009


I would imagine so. But, I have to admit, the attribution for this idea goes to the wifey - she said it's something from a scene in a really strange dream she had, and now she won't elaborate on the details. So I'm guessing as much as you are.
-- lurch, Jan 10 2009


//somewhere for the expelled air to go // through the nipple.

this does not need to be an exclusively female product.
-- po, Jan 11 2009


Here I'm trying to imagine an implant for a squeaky toy when it dawns on my it's a squeaky toy AS an implant. Cold and flu season might sound like warm ups at the bagpipe corps.

[po] "Turn your head and squeak"?
-- phoenix, Jan 11 2009


The air could go from one to the other, if you had two. Of course, this would cause them to change their relative sizes, but I think this is not so unusual anyway.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 11 2009


//through the nipple// But then think of all the extra burping your poor baby would need!
-- pertinax, Jan 12 2009


So...it'd be a hoot?
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 12 2009


+ hehe, funny bun for you!
-- xandram, Jan 12 2009


//doesn't the squeaking mechanism require somewhere for the expelled air to go to?//

Instead of having an actual squeaker, you could have an electronic speaker. This would give her a variety of other sounds as well. Such as : air raid siren, deflating balloon, bell chimes, national anthem, "help let us out" and, for those times when she couldn't be bothered to fake it any more, an orgasm sound.
-- Bad Jim, Jan 12 2009



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