Use the Trump arsenal of superlatives as a curriculum to retrain salvageable conservatives post-election. Collect 10 youtube videos of microagressions in which superlatives like tremendous and huge play a starring role, demonstrating coercive tone of voice, unbidden kinesthetic body contact, dominator gaze etc., have psychologists and nuns analyze the behavior and create a safe space for angry agressors where they can experiment and untangle their emotions and conspiracy theories so that the rest of us can get on with rebuilding Amazonia.
-- JesusHChrist, Oct 25 2016

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