While taking the New York Subway to work each weekend I have come to view the subway posters that tell riders to watch for suspicious packages and if they see one to call 311 with a bit of humor thus leading to this idea.

For Halloween or just a costume party, now everyone can dress up like a suspicous package. Just take one refrigerator box, cut holes to see and put your arms through and then write "Suspicious package" on the front.

Please do not wear to your local US Post Office.
-- MrDaliLlama, Jun 29 2005

Presumably you'd also need holes for your legs?
-- Texticle, Jun 29 2005


Just fucking hilarious... until some overzealous dickhead in a blast suit puts you out in the middle of an open field and starts firing a shotgun at you.
-- UnaBubba, Jun 29 2005


For a more twisted rendition one could wear just a smaller box that fit only around the waist and write "Suspicious Package" front and center.
-- The Acrimonious Obfuscator, Jun 29 2005



halfbakery