A novelty product.
-- mrthingy, Jan 29 2003

complete with cuckoo that pops out on the hour - swiss swiss swiss army knife
-- po, Jan 29 2003


And is completely neutral
-- jammers, Jan 29 2003


a chocolate attachment?
-- rbl, Jan 29 2003


Good one, po-sy.
-- mrthingy, Jan 29 2003


a numbered piggy bank
-- FarmerJohn, Jan 29 2003


So the selection would be between different holes for different purposes, rather than between different tools?
-- pluterday, Jan 29 2003


OK, your links are pretty close. But they're not exactly Swiss army knives with Swiss cheese-type holes in them.
-- mrthingy, Jan 29 2003


po-sy I like. better than bliss's pooey any day
-- po, Jan 29 2003


Paint pluterday's version yellow and you might have something more than a nightmarish visual pun: Cheese-grater, bottle-opener, bit-holder, spaghetti measure, wrench, etc.
-- Monkfish, Jan 29 2003


Yellow = cowardice = neutrality? Nah, just the color of the cheese.
-- snarfyguy, Jan 29 2003


How about an Iraqi Army knife with one big asshole at the top?
-- FarmerJohn, Jan 30 2003


I call my *waiter's corkscrew* an Italian/French Army Knife, depending on present company.
-- thumbwax, Jan 30 2003


// French Army Knife //

Is that the one with the special attachment for stabbing your Allies in the back ?
-- 8th of 7, Jan 30 2003


When you open up the tools from the knife, do they make a sound like curtains being drawn? A Swish Swiss Army Knife.
-- DrBob, Jan 30 2003


It would have to tidy everything up into neat piles and polish leaves on hedges.
-- PeterSilly, Jan 30 2003


<homage to "The Fast Show"> Using a penknife is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Always make sure it is well oiled... </homage to "The Fast Show">
-- whimsickle, Jan 30 2003



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