Culture: Superhero: A-C
The Appliance Alliance   (+3, -2)  [vote for, against]
"Appearing Saturday at Big Ticket City Midtown"

Cold-warrior Frigilante and The Electric Ranger, Master of the Slow Burn, are founding members of this franchise. Free to pursue crimefighting full-time thanks to the generous sponsorship of a major retail chain, they are actively seeking theme-minded recruits to further exploit the financial possibilities of the lucrative superteam market.
-- The Military, Jun 17 2001

A Canadian Based Super-Hero team? http://www.ananova....tory/sm_321366.html
By the magnificant magic of the maple ... [Aristotle, Jun 17 2001, last modified Oct 17 2004]

Boys, we've got ourselves a Kitchen Commando convoy!
-- The Military, Jun 17 2001


With every great superhero comes the bumbling sidekick.

The Microwaver - Just a little guy ('bout 3 inches high), that waves at supervillians.

The Vent - Excels at screaming at the enemy (similar to Angry man), lousy at fighting but a great distraction.

The Dishrack - Can only interrogate female villians.
-- Reverend D, Jun 17 2001


Can I assume that Mystery Men's The Waffler will be allowed into this group?
-- CoolerKing, Jun 17 2001


Hold everything! I got my range at the Appliance Alliance. It's an actual appliance store in Phoenixville, PA, near Philly. Dumb as hell name, but a good place, they know their stuff.
-- Wondertoad, Jun 18 2001


Perhaps their backer at the retail chain is billionare playboy Hamilton Beech?
-- cpt kangarooski, Feb 20 2002


Hah!, 'rooski, funny.
-- bristolz, Feb 20 2002



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