A tall jug with a long, narrow neck, decorated with an idealized, young and handsome image of the owner. Over time, the original image fades as the pigments age (achieved by using compounds based on radioactive elements with carefully chosen half-lives) to reveal a depiction of the same individual after years of high living and dissipation.

Ideal for decorating attic rooms.
-- 8th of 7, Jan 22 2014

The years of high living version could be my Grandpa. I'll try to dig out a pic.
-- shapu, Jan 22 2014


The only thing it will hold is its age.
-- UnaBubba, Jan 24 2014



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