When visiting your favorite coffee bar, you have one of these after every few regular coffees. It doesn't actually counteract the caffeine---that would defeat the purpose of drinking coffee in the first place---but it does slow you down enough so that you can pay for subsequent coffees without scattering your change all over the floor.
-- Ander, Sep 09 2000

What, like a Prozacachinno?
-- Alcin, Sep 09 2000


Or a Zoloft Latte.

How about a Wellbrutinspresso (aka Zybanspresso) for those who usually have a cigarette with their coffee but are seriously trying to quit?

(Don't knock it, egnor- tranqs and antidepressants can have similar effects.)
-- BigThor, Sep 11 2000, last modified Sep 15 2000


Tranquilizers and antidepressants are different things...
-- egnor, Sep 12 2000


Then why not go natural - a valerian and chamomile latte may just do the trick - the only drawback would be a yellowish tint to the milk (yuck)
-- lotoole, Sep 12 2000


One Grande Kahluude comin' right up
-- thumbwax, Sep 12 2000


From the movie 'L.A. Story'

"I'll have a half double decaffeinated half-caf, with a twist of lemon."

I just lifted this quote from imdb.com....Not sure if this is accurate or not, but it was something like that.
-- blahginger, Sep 12 2000


Two Sanka Lattes, please. Tip of the Day: Ask for a Sanka Latte and watch the utterly befuddled expression, beligerence, arrogance and confusion in no certain order. I've done it on my annual Coffee At A Price visit for years. Remember to duck, that stuff's hot.
-- thumbwax, Sep 13 2000


Decaf coffee is like chat-room sex. Or maybe it's the other way around. (At any rate, I can't understand how those people can type well enough with one hand to keep a conversation going.)
-- Ander, Oct 13 2000


Presumably they put the coffee down when they type.
-- bookworm, Oct 14 2000


You could call the product Slow Joe.
-- Vance, Feb 04 2001



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