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New from BorgCo, the UAV net is a large, fine net on a circular hoop, attached to the end of a carbon-fibre sectional pole.

Used to catch Amazon delivery UAVs in transit.

Folds away for easy transport.

Deluxe kit comes with a pair of NV goggles and a pair of insulated boots*.

*Numerous coarse fishermen have been electrocuted by striking overhead power lines with their highly conductive carbon fibre "roach poles". This is apparently viewed as a bad thing, except perhaps by fish.
-- 8th of 7, Dec 10 2013

For a minute I was afraid this was going to be another blimp-based internet service.

//Numerous coarse fishermen have been electrocuted by striking overhead power lines with their highly conductive carbon fibre "roach poles".//

So why not make the pole out of something less conductive? Electrical workers have non-conductive plastic poles and tools.

//Deluxe kit comes with a pair of NV goggles//

I've got my own, can I get just the pole without the goggles?
-- DIYMatt, Dec 10 2013


// So why not make the pole out of something less conductive? //

Did you read the part about "coarse fishermen" ? What part of this don't you get ?

// can I get just the pole without the goggles? //

Of course, and as a bonus, you won't be charged any extra.
-- 8th of 7, Dec 10 2013


Can't you just tempt them down with some breadcrumbs and a bit of bacon rind?
-- not_morrison_rm, Dec 10 2013


A net is a workable but somewhat prosaic solution and, I must say, a bit disappointing considering who is the author. Shirley some sort of stealth-cloaked 'Raptor UAV' would be more entertaining?
-- AusCan531, Dec 11 2013


[+] though I would tend more towards a Komet paradigm Flying Shark, personally.
-- FlyingToaster, Dec 11 2013


No, no, no. This is all far too much effort.

Simply broadcast fake GPS signals to let all the drones know your home is the warehouse.
-- mitxela, Dec 11 2013


But then they would arrive at your house empty!
-- pocmloc, Dec 11 2013


^ Free rubbish removal!
-- AusCan531, Dec 11 2013



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