Inspired by what I thought Wagster's idea of the same name was going to be.

A service that, when given a target, transports a heavy sleeper from his bed and into a field in the middle of nowhere.

For a fee, other set dressings can be added, such as blood on the sleeper's clothing and a pistol in his hand, several used prophylactics in his pockets, or a circle of cultists mumbling over him and then running away as he wakes.
-- notmarkflynn, Sep 27 2009

<nemesis>Awful, awful, idea. If you want to inconvenience someone, cut their legs off; if you want to implicate them in a crime, do it thoroughly.</nemesis>
-- dbmag9, Oct 04 2009



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