This one is from the increasingly devious mind of JuniorBubba.

An air freshener that smells like a really nasty fart so that when it dissipates you notice everything smells better and don't notice a bad smell that isn't really bad by comparison with the "air freshener".

Also useful for covering up when you fart: You spray it around and then blame the bizarre air freshener you have bought. You might even be able to get people to smell a "fart in a can" again, if they don't believe you.

[Yeah, I know... scary from a 7 year old, isn't it?]
-- UnaBubba, Mar 02 2008

Fart Spray from PrankPlace http://www.prankpla...m/fun_fartspray.htm
[Klaatu, Mar 02 2008]

I cannot believe this http://www.liquidass.com/
"Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power–packed, super–concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt–crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo." [Klaatu, Mar 02 2008]

More stinking hot air http://www.thebots....shSampleArchive.htm
did not have time to include IMF, WWF, WHO, UNECEF, etc [4whom, Mar 02 2008]

Does juniorBubba intend on following a career in politics?
-- 4whom, Mar 02 2008


I don't think so. He seems intent upon self-employment in the eco-tourism field. I suspect he's too sharp of wit to be likely to succeed at politics.
-- UnaBubba, Mar 02 2008


Sorry, I meant to say American/South African politics. Well then, he might have to drop the "I stink less than the last guy" attitude.
-- 4whom, Mar 02 2008


Seems to already exist, if you can believe that. <link>
-- Klaatu, Mar 02 2008


Oh, go on! Let the man have his own account like [crash].
-- zeno, Mar 02 2008


I might do that. He's coming up with oddball ideas every day.
-- UnaBubba, Mar 02 2008


This is getting altogether too Werther's Original if you ask me.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 02 2008


UB, I'm sure we're all thinking it, so I'll just go ahead and say it - sounds like that apple didn't fall very far from the tree!
-- Canuck, Mar 02 2008


...whereas the homeopathic air freshener makes the whole room smell great by releasing a single molecule of fart.
-- hippo, Mar 03 2008


//This is getting altogether too Werther's Original if you ask me//

Butterscotch? I don't follow your reasoning, [MB].
-- UnaBubba, Mar 03 2008


//He's coming up with oddball ideas every day//

<Butch from Tom & Jerry> *That's* ma boy" </Butch>
-- Jinbish, Mar 03 2008


//I don't follow your reasoning, [MB].// Few do. Even I confuse myself.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 03 2008


nah, I suspect the homeopathic air freshener would acualy only contain air "conditioned" by exposure to fart then diluted ten thousand fold. Possibly this effect could be siulated by taking a record of a fart and playing it to the air to give it the correct polorization or some other nonsense. Shake before use.
-- WcW, Mar 03 2008



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