If you wake-up every morning with your hair looking like you've just been dragged through a hedge, backwards , then your problem is probably down to insufficient bed earthing. Simply earth yourself by sleeping on a foil cover which is earthed...-- Dub, Mar 29 2004 The Science Behind a Good Hair Day http://inventorspot...good_hair_day_17175Whatever next? Antistatic shampoo? [Dub, Aug 18 2008] // Simply earth yourself by sleeping on a foil cover which is earthed... // and make your elf into a human lightening conductor!-- jonthegeologist, Mar 29 2004 What's all this static about earthing to avoid bed hair? Is this why animals who live in metal cages never have a bad hair day?-- RooneDitoff, Mar 29 2004 say, a conductive elf would be useful. I'm going to start converting mine immediately!-- Voice, Aug 19 2008 halfbakery