I like cast iron. It heats very evenly, is practically nonstick, lasts forever, and I needs it, precious.

But it is heavy. Some of my pans require two hands to lift, and there are times when I want move them while stirring.

I need a titanium stick, slightly bowed, with a big U at one end and little u at the other. Embedded in the little u, like the little end of a big taco, is a silicon heat-proof pad.

When you grab the handle of the pot with the pad, the little u rests under the base of the handle where it is attached to the pan. The big U fits against your hip. Now you can get your hip into the action of lifting and moving the skillet while you stir.

Comes with an early Tower of Power CD.
-- nomocrow, Nov 26 2007

Sounds like a recipe for poached testicles.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 26 2007


Needs drawing, or it gets my NEJAB.
-- globaltourniquet, Nov 26 2007


It's simply EJAB, of course (for "excess"). Then there's G-JAB for the "Goldilocks" condition.
-- globaltourniquet, Nov 26 2007



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