Food: Potato: Chip or Crisp
photodielectric effect makes better chips.   (+2)  [vote for, against]
Strobe lights and a Van de Graaff generator attached to a deep fat fryer

Flash, crackle and pop. Supreme softness, fluffiness and delicious greasy goodness in a 1/4 inch square stick of sliced tuber.

With apologies to [beanangel]
-- pocmloc, Oct 12 2009

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The real thing [pocmloc, Oct 12 2009]

And instead of an annoying beeping noise to tell you the chips are ready, it should let out an evil laugh.

"Muahahahahahaha"
-- phoenix, Oct 13 2009


Knife switches. It needs knife switches.
-- RayfordSteele, Oct 13 2009


this reminds me of the idea to put amusing phrases on edible chips with a laser then people could type the tinyURL or better, just take a picture of the edible chips particular QR code with their handyphone

the nifty part is it makes the edible chips complimentary as a form of advertising thus giving away food
-- beanangel, Nov 30 2011



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