AfroAssault

I have never shit my pants, mainly because I don't know how to get them in there in the first place.

[Sep 14 2000, last modified May 15 2009]

80 Proof Gum (+8, -4)
A-1 Bum Rental (+4, -1)
Bar Fight Referee (+14, -1)
Burger Time Restaurant (+42, -4)
Carnival Rides for the Elderly (+6, -1)
Crosswalk Pirates (+14, -11)
Disco Party Bathroom (+12, -2)
Electric Death Ray (+6, -28)
Entertaining Debates (+4, -2)
Evaluation by Dunk Tank (+25, -4)
Evil Robot (+17, -1)
Exercise Conversion Kit (+2, -2)
Exploding Anger Doll (+14, -1)
Exploding Condom (+13, -5)
Exploding couch (+9, -3)
Exploding Gavel (+12, -2)
Exploding Shakespeare (+13, -3)
"Faster" Roads (+18, -2)
Forced Exercise Machines (+7, -2)
Halfbakery Drinking Game (+24, -4)
Hospital Afro (+35, -4)
Human Microwave (+9, -2)
Ice Cream Truck Ho-Down (+9, -2)
Internet Multi Track Recording Studio (+5)
Internet Pain (+10, -8)
Murderous Rampage (+9, -1)
My First Meth Lab (+9, -3)
No More Pointless Bickering (+9, -2)
Odd Jobs Database (+18, -2)
Popcorn/Beverage Container (+24)
Pot Head Bobber (+2, -2)
Pressure Sensitive Lugs (+9)
Psychedelic Mobile Toilet Cube (+7, -6)
Purposely Mislabeled Products (+10, -9)
Quakemaster 8000 (-1)
Radical Anti-Theft Products (+5, -1)
Random Phrase Barking Translation (+15, -2)
Real Talking Balloons (+7, -1)
Relevant News Network (+2)
resealable cans (0)
Return of Crystal Pepsi (+13, -2)
Robot Marching Band (+11, -1)
Search For Recent Remarks by Users (+12)
Sliced Bread Flipbook (+5)
soak-a-bloke.com (+5, -2)
Soul Mirror (+8, -2)
Speak in AOL (+11, -6)
Special FX crew rental (+6, -1)
Spectator Involved Sports (+3, -1)
The Drug Channel (+10, -1)
The Jean Pool (+4, -4)
THE LAW (+14, -2)
The Mad Hat (+12)
The Random Truck (+35, -1)
Threaded Beer Cans (+11, -4)
TiVo Babelfish (+6, -2)
Toilet Dimmer Switch (+9, -2)
Toilet Mood Ring (+10, -1)
Tour De Compton (+21, -1)
Two Shopping Carts Ghetto (+3, -1)
Unleash Satan (+31, -24)
Water Reflection Nightlight (+21, -1)
What the Hell is Wrong With My Computer (+17, -3)
White Noise Entertainment (+8, -1)
Who Sings That Damn Song? (+35, -6)

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