Andrew

Email. First.Last at information hyphen gain dot com

I clicked on the random link just now and it took 35 repeat clicks before I got to an idea I had remembered seeing before.

[Mar 11 2002, last modified Jan 22 2021]

100 feet platform shoes (+12, -1)
Acoustic Electric Water Feature (+7)
Anti horn horn (+4)
Anti Weak-Form Double-Dip Array. (+4)
Barcoded chocolates (+3)
Beer goggle correctors (+8)
Boarding pass colouring in book (+8)
Bowel habits of the stars (+3, -6)
Branded Panties (+14, -4)
Cake Router (+18, -2)
Cat-a-butter-pult (+3)
Coffee Hymen (+33, -7)
Custard Penis (+4, -8)
Deathbed top secret read in (+4)
Desktop Cock Block (+4, -3)
Desktop Pram (+9, -1)
Desktop Vatican (+25, -1)
Dog Poo Detector Shoes (+3)
Economy->Save Game (+12, -4)
Google Handbag (+5, -1)
Granular grades (+1, -1)
Hexagonal pencil leads (+6, -1)
House Scales (+6)
Hymn progress bar (+14)
Ice Box Explorer (+9)
In Ball Telemetry (+1)
Kitchen Hardware Chain, For Scientists (+28, -1)
LGBTQIAH (+1, -3)
Make Powerpoint harder (+5, -1)
MMS jigsaw (+1)
Moaning worktop (+4)
Mobile Phone Curling (+5)
Mousercise (-4)
Mouth Muff (+3, -2)
Movable muffling booth (+3)
Nasty IVR alarm clock (+6)
Neodymium knickers (+3, -3)
Net Curtain Autotwitcher (+6)
Nivi-Cam (+5)
No thank you hat (+2)
Ocean boiler (+3, -4)
Over sexed sex toys (+9)
Paper football shirts (+1, -3)
Pencil Viagra (+3)
Perpetually Mobile Stationery Cupboard (+13)
Porta-Puddle (+9, -1)
Powerpoint Micropayments (+2, -1)
Pussy Corks (+4)
Pussy Discharger (+9)
Pussy Figger (+15, -6)
Pussy Overrider (+3, -1)
Pussy Placement (+10)
Rectal Canary (+2, -1)
Rectal Rifling (+3)
Remote Clinking Hub (+8, -1)
Remote Shaking Hand (+10, -1)
Restroom Restrainer (+3, -1)
Rubber-Gloves (+8)
Shouting oven (+3)
Sink Basingstoke in the morning (+4, -1)
Skidmark attribution (+2)
Sky Hooks (+3)
Smelly Alarm (+15)
Snow-Line Ice-Cube Maker (+4, -3)
SpeedTax (+3, -12)
Spot on bowel (+9, -2)
Staircase locks (+10)
Stud Cam (+2)
Todger Torch (+15, -2)
Train fluffer (+2, -6)
Trump Progress Bar (+9, -2)

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