People think I am hard to please, but I really am not.

Don't break the laws of physics. (Bend like a yoga master, sure, but don't break them.)

Do solve a problem that has not been solved before. (definition of problem is pretty wide)

If possible, be whimsical.

[Jan 09 2006, last modified Jul 16 2007]

Ass Check (+6, -3)
Automated Pastry Identification & Quality Control (+11, -5)
Automatic Tea Bag remover. (+5, -2)
Bachelor Carpet (+4, -3)
Boothless toll road. (+8, -6)
Caffeinated Creamers (+6, -6)
Central Refrigerator (+2, -2)
Configurable "Grandma" level (+17, -3)
Constant length laser pointer (+28, -5)
Decancerator (+1, -1)
Edible Cigarette Butts (+11, -11)
Eject Tank Insulation at Shuttle Launch (+8, -3)
External Volume Control (+2, -2)
Flash Mob Anti-Hijacking (+5, -6)
Fountain Booze (+3, -3)
Fuel Cell for Weight Control (+14, -1)
Get Loads MORE Power. (+8, -11)
Grass Spray for training puppies (+3, -2)
Haystack encased needle extractor. (+3, -3)
Healthiest Restaurant of All! (+3, -5)
Hot Potato (+2, -6)
iHack (+2, -4)
Kittens in Disguise! (+2, -1)
Lipstick stamp. (+15)
Long use Underwear (+3, -7)
Microengraved Firing pin and Rifling (+1, -1)
Mobile phone that makes and receives phone calls. (+13, -1)
Nanotech Flints (+1, -1)
New Marked For Deletion reason (+4, -4)
Non-Stop Subway. (+26, -6)
Parabolic Sports (+7, -4)
Personalized luggage delivery (+2, -1)
PickupBa (+1, -1)
Powered Gym (+24, -5)
Projector laptop. (+12, -1)
Roadkill powered car (+4, -2)
Safe Glasses for Drunken Fuckwits (+8, -5)
Sanitary door. (+10, -5)
Self stick Herpes sores (+10)
Shake It Off, Chitti! (+7, -1)
Sniffies: Movies For Dogs (+4, -2)
Strip Risk (+7, -6)
Urinal Slot Machine (+2, -2)

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