MikeD

I am very combative. This makes an ass of me, from time to time ... but it also keeps me alive.

I have spent the majority of my life learning for the explicit purpose of being a know-it-all.

I am a combat veteran (twice over), and have a near-legendary mastery of the 240B machine gun.

My hobbies include:

Studying philosophy

Buying fire-arms

Making my own fireworks for the 4th of July

Posting on the HB

And, of course, preparing for the apocalypse

I have recently decided to leave my current career path and embark on a life in medicine.

This is mostly for money, but it is also self-prescribed penance.

As for my ideas, even the tongue-in-cheek ones aren't really tongue-in-cheek.

I will never understand how McRobots didn't get 2.5 buns, or how Darwinian DayCare didn't get 2.5 fish bones.

Since I haven't heard anything from zen_tom, I am assuming I was denied membership in the Ooolongftangftangbank profile scheme.

I can be contacted at: imthemanoverboard(at)yahoo(dot)com

[Mar 17 2008, last modified Jul 06 2009]

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