Dolphin swimming facilitator

I’ve noticed that humans at waterparks sometimes apply detergent so they go faster I think that gooey things like personal lubricants might work just as well

Fish have a gooey layer which assists their movement

I think that big swimmable blobs of algae with either naturally produced slippery coating or as places to put slippery material would be amusing plus beneficial to dolphins

They could swim through the coating area repeatedly if they felt like it to have particularly pleasant swimming

Dolphin music composer

I think dolphins would like to compose music that humans could hear if they like Just think of a sample plus repeat pad with a few areas to bump plus a response to a head attitude or angle to a visible but gentle laser beam sampled pieces of human appreciated music samples like guitar or vocals would appear occasionally during the dolphins composition activities If the dolphins liked these they could use them at their music pieces

The facility would be voluntary at the ocean If dolphins liked the compositions they made a floating music player would be available Dolphins have been seen playing with algae streamers they hold with their mouths the music player would be similar

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New medicines from plants

Make plant juice Fractionate with chromatography Use hydroxylase or ring opening to quiet the alkaloid Use a ferric chloride solution with bubbled chlorine to amplify the unknown medicine Use diacetylation or chlorophenoxyation to make the molecule pass membranes effectively Test on motile bacteria as well as tissue culture mammal tissue

Plants contain billions of different chemicals If it were possible to screen these there would be more kinds of medicines This idea has a shielding known effect as well as an amplifying effect Shielding the known use while amplifying the new medicines creates a bandpass filter to find fresh active molecules

Alkaloids have a typical chemical structure with some plants alkaloids are there at sufficient quantities to cause noted effect from an edible dose If the ephedra plant also contained a diabetes drug as well as a sedative drug humans would only notice the stimulating ephedra effect

An alkaloid can be passivated with hydroxylase enzyme this removes –OH groups yet leaves hydrogen another possibility is a ring opening reaction

Use halogenation to amplify the nonalkaloid compounds this replaces the hydrogens with a halogen like chlorine the replaceable hydrogens remain on the molecule after the hydroxylase treatment Fluorocortisone is hundreds of times more potent than cortisone Chloroquine is much more powerful than quinine Prozac is a fluorinated variation on antihistamines that gradually makes people perky Chloromolecule has a high likelihood of having amplified medical characteristics

Going further would be availablization with diacetylation or chlorophenoxyation of the hydroxylase treated chloromolecule Diacetylation is used to make morphine to heroin as this passes membranes much better The chlorophenoxy group para to a molecule core is mid twentieth century way to get drugs to pass the blood brain barrier chlorophenoxy acetic acid is a commercial plant growth hormone

Pharmacologists often work with what they call classes of molecules I think the shield then amplify plus availablize approach could find new classes of molecules to build on

Thus Make plant juice Fractionate with chromatography Use hydroxylase to quiet the alkaloid Use a ferric chloride solution with bubbled chlorine to amplify the unknown medicine Use diacetylation or chlorophenoxyation to make the molecule pass membranes effectively Test on motile bacteria as well as tissue culture mammal tissue

Now my thought is that somewhere out there a thing like lawn grass will have detectable medical effect if fractionated then chloroamplified then availableized Or Orange Juice Or Algae

That Shulgin has created brominated phenyethamine known as 2-CB shows that if you brominated chocolate after passivating the theobromine plus caffeine you’d have a prosocial aphrodisiac

Traditionally people collected psychoactive drugs This may be a very simple synthesis plus detection pathway to herbal drugs that are legal as well as more attractive than current street drugs

Chloroexstasy

I don’t think I’ve actually tried MDMA which makes promoting a variant of it like someone saying LSD is a way to build social cooperation then having a nonuser say put LSD at every minimart

David Pearce at hedweb.com gives tremendous support to the hedonic imperative forming many of his ideas around MDMA

Anyway I read at census.gov that 7 pt of a particular ethnicity teenagers have tried MDMA near half have used marijuana more than 9 of ten had tried alcohol

I think life would be happier if the alcohol n cocaine n stimulant users have chloroexstasy at $.20 or 2.00 that’s ten or a hundred times cheaper Competing with “40 Oz to freedom” has gotta be cheap

Take three MDMA tabs Verify that a milligram of MDMA will affect the behavior of a baby chick or bug Purify recrystallize with solvent Use ferric chloride solution with bubbled chlorine on the MDMA solution Do solvent separation then crystallization that is have a nonpolar monmiscable fluid like naptha (evaporable hydrocarbons) plus the fecl plus chloroMDMA swish around to transfer some chloroMDMA to the naptha on evaporation there will be crystals of a new compound Try the new compound on the chick or bug if it does something try it on a mouse with other social mice Then comes the brave part

Adjusting the pH of the ferric chloride solution will affect the amount of halogenation An organic chemistry text says that adding hydroxide will make it so that just one hydrogen is replaced making the ferric chloride solution acidic will replace up to all of the hydrogens thus you could try HCl I’m thinking pH range 2 to 11 You could also try a diprotic acid like acetic acid or food grade citric acid these bigger molecules might be somehow differently regiospecific on the MDMA

Likewise zinc chloride is an organic chemistry textbook halogenation chemical

I think Ferric chloride can be made from bleach gas piped through moist iron filings or you can just get it at radio shack There are bromine pool tablets online

Chloroexstasy process goes well with chlorococaine as well as chlorohashoil I’m puzzled as to why there is not a chloroamphetamine there might be one I just haven’t read about it

I’m wondering as chlorepinephrine maleate is a sleepy antihistamine I’m much too ignorant to guess what any of these compounds actually do

Dave I’ve been working on that hedonic engineering What do you or a chemist friend think of these ideas

“drugs are made people who dropped out of community college in a bathtub” – Adam Corolla Fission fusion fraction You’ve heard of fission You’ve heard of fusion Now visualize an environment where protons from different atoms are pushed near each other then form regular spatial patterns these patterns are right at the brink of having a proton neutron ratio that will fission with an additional proton

here we make fractional elements from positive nuclei compressed with antiproton beam

** *()* **

That’s a graphic of a bunch of protons huddled together if a proton fills the () the group averaged fractional atom will fission thus what we do is turn on a proton beam to make the fractional group radioactive

Now if you’ve heard of Bose Einstein condensate the idea of grouped atoms forming a wide blob of coherent matter is old physics The difference here is the way to make what is a fractional element from a group of protons plus neutrons

Grab a group I element like sodium but preferably something highly electropositive like rubidium remove all the electrons with a beam of positrons Then absent electrons to buffer them the protons will start moving with the well known proton conduction mechanism where positive charge differential moves atoms once the protons are streaming they can be focused with a patterned positron beam The idea is to guide the proton rich nude nuclei nearer to each other until you get a stream of adjacent nuclei super near each other These are so near each other that they behave at their place of reference like the nucleus of a different element with much higher mass

If you kept going with this thing that is like a nude nuclei linear accelerator with positrons compressing the proton rich nuclei you would eventually produce a fissioning beam of nuclei that is plausible as the vastly higher energy fusion from compressed plasma has been made with a tokomak The vast energies of the tokomak suggest the a narrowing beam of nuclei plus antiprotons will create a fission beam

This is thrilling three ways first superheavy stable elements are predicted Fractioning nuclei this way at the right starting elements creates these new superheavy stable elements Also thrilling is the ability to create metastable higher energy isotopes rather like new kinds of nuclear isomers as the protons are pumped to higher geometries (just like nuclear isomers) The third thrill is making plutonium239 from depleted uranium plus a beam of fractional elements

Radiation shielding with micropatterned neutrons

You’ve heard about the clever way to bend waves around an object to make it nonvisible The New scientist version uses human visible concentric circles to make an object nonvisible to radar size microwaves The article notes that to make nonvisible to human perception of light structures would uses circles of nanosize The idea here is to make these structures hypertiny such that they guide high energy photons like gamma rays to make them nonvisible

Neutrons being neutral can be grouped together much more tightly than the wide radii of atomic nuclei Creating a beam or chunk of neutrons with the circular nonvisibility structure at the right size to deflect high energy photons is a radiation shield

Captain Kirk would be pleased as a ship could have a big gamma ray lens made from textured neutron beams around the ship

It would also make a new kind of atomic weapon possible just turn on the gamma ray shielding neutron beams at build while grouping together a critical mass of fissile elements The nuclear device is stable until the beam is removed or turned off Happily the defense aspect is a better reason to do Captain Kirk research than to build useful weapons although if it absolutely positively has to be there to destroy something after getting shot at, emp bursted, or datajacked this is the way to go

Keeping the William Gates III charity supercomputer functional

I saw a WSJ photo of this guy listening to what appeared to be a village microlender It looked kind of warm I’ve read that with students 10 degrees F is 20 pt less rapid mental performance Thus when visiting a 100 degree tropical area William Gates III might be thinking at just 40 pt of his Seattle area capacity

That capacity directs a vast amount of money Thus William Gates III could cleverly order a titanium fabric micromesh shirt with peltier effect devices to keep him at his Seattle efficiency That shirt is worth billions of dollars worth of better decisions

Here’s my impression of William Gates III wearing his titanium mesh peltier shirt

Well, your doing this microlending To be a microlending tycoon you have to reach more clients Previously people asked for money, you have to seek the riskworthy ones out The US has a credit card industry that targets millions of people with specialized offers at rates less favorable than yours I think if you used a thing like the Myers Briggs personality test to find high compliance lendees before they know they have a use for money then give them numerous credit offers your business will grow

As it grows you can demand that people show their responsiveness to your lender criteria as well as screen everyone on your continent with a PDA application Use Google Earth on your PDA to find people with higher quality huts or piles of stored building material collateral at a hundred mile radius then promote your microlending to them

Promote your microlending with the ability to apply via satellite imagery If they park seven cars to make a particular shape then software scans all of your continent at google earth to find that shape Rather than this being 7 cars of wealth this shows the ability to organize seven people to do a particular thing That business ability is both a prescreen plus an application

The foundation is a charity thus rather than asking me for money you could think on this This is a map of highly likely to respond to medical charity areas, when you microlend to these areas we guarantee or “underwrite” your loans as the double effect of a booming economy plus physiological well being gives social improvement greater thrust Theres a phrase virtuous cycle this is kind of like a virtuous sandwich there are similarities to mall development where I’m from

Gee I kind of like viewing Melinda wearing tropical garments

Now without the titanium mesh peltier shirt It might just be

The foundation is a charity thus rather than asking me for money you could think on this This is a map of highly likely to respond to medical charity areas, when you microlend to these areas we guarantee or “underwrite” your loans as the double effect of a booming economy plus physiological well being gives social improvement greater thrust Theres a phrase virtuous cycle this is kind of like a virtuous sandwich there are similarities to mall development where I’m from

Gee I kind of like viewing Melinda wearing tropical garments

If only I could think of a cargo cult to drop goodies on these people

Thus I think the idea of a titanium mesh peltier shirt is an actual idea Like a personal jet saves Time this idea saves mental capacity Diplomats might follow William Gates III lead as they aim to get results from their efforts

Two crops from one orchard with Roombas

California Orchards are attractive Many I’ve walked have trees with a groundcover plant like grass or cloverlike herbage The trees are spaced so that humans can walk around them to gather nuts

Roombas are cheap little robot vacuums that collect things

With roombas that gather nuts the orchards I’ve walked around could have twice as many trees It is possibly more lucrative as well as more reassuring to lenders to grow a different crop like legumes that would improve fertility

Now the thrilling part With photovoltaics the roombas could store up sufficient energy to actually pick nuts with an IR laser: a few roombas would gather, pick a nut, then cofocalize their beams to have it fall

Roombas can work 24 hours while orchard humans just work daylight hours which is a big harvest timing bonus

Now, visualize Cheech n Chong along with 007 at an orchard Cheech n Chong have reprogrammed the roombas to harvest marijuana They are shouting at James to get out of the way of the lasers

James says, “do you expect me to talk” Cheech n Chong say No, we expect you to get high

Zagger

This goes with the Microsoft Teenager™ idea that software that teaches living ability plus sociocultural patterning better than most parents is beneficial Noting that historically 44 pt of Portland Oregon HS students drop out software that give kids a wider sociocultural range than their parents has value

Zagger lets the kids surf anywhere they like but surfs two or three links ahead then measures the word complexity as well as generally higher sociocultural function of the places they could visit Zagger ranks the links with regard to ummmm privaeschoolicity or Prepness or sociability depending on what character Microsoft teenager they are using Zagger then Bolds the links on the highly educative path to lead the kids voluntarily to the more thoughtful, beneficial or actionable parts of the web

Now the thing with Microsoft Teenager is that the parents give part of the kids allowance to the software then the kids are paid to surf Clicking on the Zagger bolded links earns teenagers money thus even when choosing between sex n sexuality or Paris n Paris they can earn as well as learn Zagger derails pRon surfing towards

Its called Zagger as it can be verified during the programming stage with metrics of actual use as well as eye tracking of users One purpose of Zagger is to get the kids eyes to visit more of the page This has huge meaning to advertisers as the bizarre virtue of better reading with higher ad responsiveness is created

just having fun: quakers use sat study prep to teach peace

J math physics p 2089 1987 equation 2.1 dx2 + dy2+dz2-dt2 regarding minkowskian space time seems like the xyz terms are replaceable with a nearest least complex neighbor aspect rather than a type duplication the time variable t could then possibly be subtractive as suggested with 2.1 yet as written dx2 + dy2+dz2-dt2 has time as a nontrigonometric nteger subtracted from a spatial dimension My reading of relativity suggestes that to satisfy relativity at least two or three spatial dimension are required to specify time shift equivalency thats a way of saying that dx2 + dy2+dz2-dt2 could only be functional as dx2 + dy2+dz2 trig function then operator dt2

dimension rather Time machine stacked circles of different elements at different radiuses create equivalent responses to relativistic motion this creates a nonrelatavistic material which also has light geometries different than a light cone (0) [vote for, against]

nifty things first at a given temperature Hg is liquid because the electrons like to be nearer the nucleus That is beacause the nucleus has a high proton:neutron ratio

basically the number of possible places an electron could be per second is a quantum amount

thus during a given second a fluid blob of mercury Knows more time moments than a chunk of silicon

If you make a circle of a pure liquid element then surround it with another circle of a pure chunk element you can create two systems that have the same number of quantum possibilities per second

now think on the "light cone" that is the area of possible nteraction spaces a beam of light visits as time progresses

when the (0) system is refractive or nteractive with light the possible number of quantum states of the two circles is identical the two circles are relativistically linked at the same structure of reference

that makes it possible to create a nonrelativistic material

If you pattern that material as a lens then it has a different group of possible light geometries (like different event horizons) than a light cone

scientists can use this archimedesish simple machine time machine to create areas of grouped as well as modified causality on an actual chunk of matter

niftiliy producing such a machine with matter would create a multiatom absolute structure of reference This is the only physical (as different than mental ...you know sending an astronaut is a a group of mentally associated items) micro or macrospace nonrelativistic structure I've heard of yet

Now the awesome part

if you nest two circles of different materials so as to be relativistically neutral yet one of the circles has a squiggle like a ( 3 then there is an anisotropic area of time difference where electrons will cluster (or avoid) as a result of the different light geometry time goes a number of ways at these electrons thus it is possible to do repeated electron towers of hanoi type computation before they can happen from a "light coners" perspective

a turing machine is published at being capable of duplicating any other computer program A turing machine running on a nonrelativistic lens time machine would give immediate replies to queries at the border of its nterface proportional to the actual energy of the system

— beanangel, Nov 10 2008

this is an idea on a way to make a worldwide computer with near a million times the number of CPUs as the fastest 2007 supercomputer

currently there is a currentgen windows CPU that uses 7.5 W; http://www.silentpcreview.com/article609-page1.html perhaps three or four years from now that might be 3 W; three watts is near a tenth the power draw of a fluorescent tube light

with doubling efficiency effect I think 700 mw after 17 years

the light bulb has oodles of transistor light emitters like OLED; as these shift output the CPU modifies their brightness plus uses transistors to sense load to create a light tube that has [b]10 times less maintenance than fluorescent tubes these are much cheaper from a TCO perspective

the light tubes talk to each other with wireless creating a globe spanning linked computer with cheap replacement parts that the humans demand be kept functional; the CPUs watch us, light our way, and have a million times more power than the current fastest supercomputer

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