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[Apr 11 2001, last modified Aug 28 2007]

Anti-Terrorism Program (+4, -10)
Arena Pool (+12, -1)
Auto-shagger and homing balls (+5)
Auto-shake stick (+7)
Baby Autochanger Diapering System (+10)
Bad Remake Reduction Regulation (+12, -2)
Better Tennis Scoring (+7, -1)
Blindball (+3, -3)
Bluetooth retro handset (+1)
Cabletown (+5, -1)
Captain Mayonnaise (+6, -2)
Car pipe organ (+7)
Carjack Victim Ticket Avoidance System (+6, -2)
"cell phonership" of ringtones (+4, -2)
Ciggie-Butt Returner (+11, -1)
City Umbrellas (+2)
Color Changing Car (+8, -1)
Common Sense Amendment (+4, -15)
Confederate Flag "Heritage" Program (+6, -6)
Database of everything (+4, -4)
Death's Head Baseball (+2)
Dennis Miller obscure reference pop-up system (+2, -3)
Desert Island Disk Delivery Service (+18)
Dial-a-flavor soda bottles (+4, -2)
Didgeridirigible (+16)
Difference Combo Pool (+3, -2)
Disappearing Toner (+5)
Drive-in IMAX Theatre (+4, -2)
Dungeons and Atheists (+6, -4)
Earth Ball (+4)
Earth rotation as renewable energy source (+3, -8)
Electret Bladder Engine (0)
Field Goal Improvement (+2, -4)
Fish Guillotine (+5, -4)
Fish Tank Puzzle (+6)
fonetyk speling (+1, -4)
Football Chess (+6)
Gang Signs (+1, -3)
Gawk-cam (+4, -3)
Ghost Research Project Scam (+10, -2)
Global ceiling (+10, -4)
Grocery Checkout History Challenge (+8, -2)
Haiku Channel (+7, -3)
Half-baker of the Year (-9)
Half-bakery Zeitgeist Calendar (+3, -1)
Happy Cuddle Bakery (+8, -5)
HB Auto-Google (+4, -1)
Healthy Woman's Hearty Meal (+1, -4)
Hedonist party (+9, -7)
Herbal Anti-gullibility Supplement (+18, -2)
Heterosexual male accidental mutual eye-contact relief/assurance gesture (+24, -13)
HMO Laundromat (+6)
Idea Inspiration Type Idioms (+12, -2)
Iraqi Statehood (+2, -9)
Jeeb-Ponk-Fwee (+9, -8)
Karma Expediters, Inc. (+5, -3)
Kick yourself (+4, -6)
Kind Red Kindred (The Diplodrome) (+31, -1)
King from a Vending Machine (+4, -1)
Kong for a day (+20)
Lake Polo (+3)
Laser Ball (+2)
Lawnmower TV (+3)
Lego Autobuilder System (+7)
Life outside the half-bakery (+1, -6)
Lobe Fish (+5, -8)
Lunchroom Microwave Oven with User Name and Password Access (+5, -1)
Marriage License Test (+9)
Meatball Flight (+1, -4)
Medicated Hair Loss For Men (+5, -1)
Money Bins (-3)
Moratorium on Gerund and Gerund Phrase Movie Titles (+3, -2)
Morning Half-baking (+8)
Musical Blox (+2)
My First Double-Slit Box (+9)
Neo-Socratic Government (+3, -11)
Pack My Bag For Me (dot com) (+17, -1)
Parchessy (+4)
Playoff system admitting every team with a positive record (+3, -1)
Post more programming ideas (+3, -3)
Programming Curriculum Improvement (+9)
Public presidential candidate decision-making simulations (+2, -3)
Repair Pangaea (+9, -6)
Returning with aplomb (+9)
Running of the bulls/Tomato throwing festival combo (+2)
Running with the robots (+10, -1)
Rush Hour Social Club (+6, -1)
School kid pick-up express (+1, -1)
Schrodinger's Soup (+7, -7)
Sharkball (+3, -1)
Slideshow T-shirt (+4, -1)
Smart Billboards; Free Cars (+1, -4)
Smearball (+2, -1)
Smells Like Half Bakery (+12, -1)
Spelling License (+8, -3)
Square-wheeled Car (+5, -5)
Surreal Film Noir (+13, -2)
Teen Repellent Alarm Socks (+1, -4)
The backside zipper (+1, -5)
The Half-X Men (+1, -4)
The HB "ConvictedKillerContest" Filter (-4)
The Lucky Locator (+15, -5)
The Productivity Game (+4, -1)
Theory of subjective time perception (+12)
Three Trillion Dollars (+6, -7)
Toaster Shoes (+5, -9)
U.S. Annex of Baja California (+8, -2)
Ultimate Combo (+2, -5)
Walk your Shark (+4, -2)
Water Closet Newspaper Caddy (+1, -6)
Weapon Bed (+1, -2)
Weekly top ten (+4, -3)
Who Sings That? (+8, -2)
WIBNI-Man (+3, -4)
Wintertime Kickbacker Coat (+1, -1)
Wrong-way Tire Damage Spike Protection (+4, -1)
Zorbchinko (+5)

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