"Viva La Via demi-Loca!"

HBGC e+ p s+ g- A++ n+ B++ r (I'm a little worried about the A++ but I DO know the difference between Kangaroos and wallabies...)

Age: arrgh - now forty something
Married 15 years this Sep - two gorge boys age 8 and 6 - and long time, if not intense, half-baker.

Little known fact: My wife's Uncle is Joe Cocker.

Two atoms walking down the road.
1st atom: "Oh, no! I've just lost an electron!"
2nd Atom "Are you sure?"
1st atom: "Yeah, I'm positive"


[Jul 07 2000, last modified May 20 2008]

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