"If at first, the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it."
- Albert Einstein
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Hello. I currently live in New Zealand, speak in English, and think in gibberish.
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As per [2 fries]'s 'Top Tens' idea, here are the ideas of mine that I like the most, at the moment:
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Although my most half-baked idea so far is probably 'Guano Smuggling Ninja Pirates', in an annotation to this idea:
http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Emergent_20invention
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What others say:
"Weird. Deeply, deeply weird" [augusta]
"You actually hurt me, I mean physically hurt me on that pun. I hope you're proud of yourself." [NotTheSharpestSpoon]
"[imaginality] is just down like a blunt with yayo" [monk]
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My email address (cunningly disguised as an email address) is: martinburley@hotmail.com
My couchsurfing ID is (you'll never guess): martinburley
I'll get a Multiply account sometime soon, honest.
Oh, and, participating member of the Ooolongftangftangbank profile scheme, because hey, why not?
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"Okay, we'll trade you two dozen radioactive monkeys for an Ark, a unicorn, and a spare rib?"
[Mar 09 2006, last modified Apr 01 2008]
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