lurch

lurch1906 at yahoo dot com





Everything you need to know about a man's character can be determined from how he reacts to a hangfire.





Limited Lifetime Warranty: you break it, you're dead





Nikola Tesla's kids really hated it when they got grounded.





Two heads may be better than one, but half a head and no heads at all are approximately the same value.





Argues with cats.





Melogrammatic.





With enough ping-pong balls to sink a battleship.





Real smoke. Fake mirrors.





Get your mime out of the gutter.





I think, therefore I am.
You're not thinking, so why do you still exist?





Author of "Adventures of a Line-Following Robot in the Land of 'O's"





I don't know if I'm in that Ooolongftangftangbank thing or not.





The pen may well be mightier than the sword - but it fails to make a quick, clean ending for him who decides to end it all by falling upon it.

[Sep 15 2002, last modified Oct 19 2009]

3-speed Wheelchair (+2)
Acupuncture for autos (+8)
All Weather Olympic Torch Lighter (+10)
Anti-superstitious cat bleach (+8, -1)
Auto Lepidoptera (+18)
AWACS Pizza (+2)
Belly-dump Hearse (+28, -3)
Blowfish Lightmask (+3)
Blowfish Tearaways (+19, -1)
Borborygmi Modulator (+4)
Bouguer Deflection Flat-Planet Positioning system (+6, -1)
Bowling billiards (+8)
Canary Resuscitator (+48, -1)
Cell phone vibrator - seismographic mode (+6, -1)
Coffee table marker lights (+7)
Control-freak's Blender (+13)
Cow-y-oke (+2, -1)
Crystal TV (+7, -1)
Desk Upgrade Cover (+34)
Dog Nav (+11, -2)
Dropped Food Safety Estimator (+8, -1)
Earthquake HangTags (+21)
Engineer's Easel (+2)
Google Earth Date/Timestamp (+6)
Gregorian Chant Children's Songs (+9, -1)
Halo generating hat (+2)
Head Down Display (+13)
Helocaber (+7)
Human Resources Cannonball (+3, -2)
Indoor Biathlon (0)
Internal Dryer Drum Clutch (-2)
Laparoscopic Road Repair (+6)
Laser Fire Exit Pointer (+10)
Low-Wattage Rasterized Scanning Toaster (+8, -1)
Marceau Park (+10, -1)
Musical self-stirring thermo-mug (+5, -1)
Null Keyboard Plug (+4)
Propane fueled video display (+13)
Prosthetic Tree Limb (+4)
Razor Odometer (+11)
Recumbent motorized wheelchair (+4, -1)
Road Construction Webcam (+5)
Royal Transfusions (+7)
Sign Language Yodeling (+17)
Squeaky Toy Silicone Implant (+11)
Stellar Flash Photography (+3)
Termite router (+31)
Tinkertoy bog roll adapter (+3)
Tongue Cot (+1)
Tongue remover (+34, -1)
Transatlantic Custard Pipeline (+1)
Underwater Sumo (+15, -4)
Viking headphones (+9)
Watermelon Snorkel (+7, -1)
"What was that?" recorder (+8, -1)
Whiteboard Scanner Backup & Defrag Bot (0)
Windowless airliner (+7, -1)
Wood scent air freshener & alarm (+3)
Zip Tie Gender Changer (+9)

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