quarterbaker

ubdetonated@yahoo.com

Reformed/recovering philosopher currently being paid to play with explosives. DANGEROUS WHEN BORED!

[Jul 18 2001]

All-Channel VCR (+7, -1)
Auto Shut-Off Coffee Maker (+16)
Bee & Wasp Repellent (+3)
BeerNuts Gum (+5)
Certified Intoxicologists (+5, -4)
Economically Self-Sustaining Bioremediation for Lakes (+6)
Ethernet as Bus Architecture (+3, -6)
Greenhouse Grocer (+6)
Industrial Technology Theater (+10)
Inflatable Car Interior (+7, -1)
Linguisitional Literature (+13, -1)
MultiFormat CD (+7, -1)
Package Thermometer (+13, -2)
Quick Oil Change Service (+5, -3)
Ramen Spray Noodles (+6, -3)
Segway Platform Ladder (+21)
Separate Alarm Volume (+8, -2)
Singing Resignations (+14, -2)
Split Voting (+1, -2)
Turkey Throat-Dangly-Thingy Key Fob (+4, -5)
Upside Down Cans (+2)
Water Powered Toothbrush (+3, -1)
Wide Base Can/Bottle "Huggie" (+6)

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