I am constantly inspired by the human ability for invention. Sadly, this ability is often hampered by lack of humour and good taste...

[Mar 22 2001, last modified Jun 11 2001]

Adaptive Tyres (+3)
American Excess (+1, -2)
Auto-Nemesis (+2, -4)
Ballistic Disco-Ball (+4, -1)
Children's Cattle Grid (+2, -1)
Client 'Website' Twister (+6)
Clockwork Wine Glass Refill Counter (+3, -1)
Commuting Glasses (+1, -1)
CrematoGraph (+7, -1)
Crown-Green Snooker (0)
Custard-Filled Speed Bumps (+151, -18)
Digital Pigment Assistant (+3, -1)
Echinese Restaurants (+2)
Ecilopolice (+6, -1)
EZ-LandMine (+8)
Geekcase (+7)
GPS Earings (0)
InterFauna (+8, -2)
Iraqi Fun Ray (+1)
IronoGraph (+2, -1)
JunkMail Disobedience Day (+7, -2)
Maison D’Isorientation (+22)
Marbles Keyboard (+1)
Mobile phone 'sound effects' (0)
New, improved 'Mating Ritual' (-1)
pigMaileon (+2)
Self-Leveling Executive Chair (+15, -1)
Shred-o-Scan (0)
Street Urchin Repellant (+6, -7)
Striped Fish Randomizer (+7)
Swiss-Army Codpiece (+3, -4)
T++ (+21, -2)
Taliban Paradox (+7, -1)
Tannoy Announcement Subtitles (+3)
Toe-operated Bath Taps (+5)
Tome-based browsing (0)
Urinal Landing System (+4, -2)
VertiCar (+4, -2)

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