snarfyguy

snarfyguy at hotmail dot com

[May 16 2001, last modified Mar 09 2007]

Air Parentheses (+2)
Al Hirschfeld Machine (+1, -1)
All-Commercial TV Station (+4, -5)
Animated Tattoos (+4, -5)
ATM “Random” selection (+1)
Average Speed Indicator (+2, -2)
Bad Table Manners Restaurant (+4, -3)
Black Light Flashbulb (+3, -3)
Bottled Fountain Soda (0)
Bulletproof Hood (+1, -6)
Caffeinated Liquor (+3, -3)
Caller I.D. Block Override (-1)
Cheek Bite Preventer (+23, -7)
Cut ‘n’ Paste-able Windows Error Messages (+24)
Double TV (0)
Drain Wipers (-1)
Electric Driveway (+4, -2)
Electronic Teeth Cleaning (-1)
Eliminate Night (+3, -3)
Fake Jukebox (+2)
Fake Package Thermometer (+2, -9)
Fatal Auto Collision Song (+102, -7)
Glass Toilet (+6, -7)
“Godel, Escher, Bach” Amusement Park (+7, -1)
Graffiti for the Blind (0)
Headlights Default to “On” Position at Night (+2, -2)
Hovercraft Ottoman (+34)
Improvement to Celebrity Bashing (+1, -1)
Keyboard (+2)
Less-Frequent Christmas (+6, -6)
Links Open New Windows in Halfbakery (-7)
"Local" Elevator (+2, -2)
Low-calorie liquor (+1, -1)
Means for Smuggling Liquid Contraband (+4, -1)
Meat as Tobacco Additive (+2, -6)
Multiple Reverse Gears (+10, -1)
Musicians’ Swiss Army Knife (+8, -1)
Nicotine Pill (0)
Night Vision Windshield (+4, -1)
No (Whatever) Indicator (+1)
Numerical Scrabble (+10, -4)
Paperback Book-Format Newspapers (+5, -1)
Peas on the Cob (+27, -2)
People Bonz ® (+6, -2)
Perforated Currency (+4, -6)
Pornography-Enhanced Second-Hand Computers (+26, -5)
Pre-Paid Gambling Debt (-1)
Pre-paid Parking Tickets (0)
Real Back Seat Driving (+1, -2)
Real Headlights (+2, -3)
Receipt Club (+5, -2)
Recommended Reading (0)
Smuggle Drugs in Body Implants (+3, -6)
Soap Opera Relationship Model (+3, -1)
Sound Effect for CD Player (+5, -2)
Spray-On Rust (+1)
Stealth Car (+3, -3)
Stock Market for Amnesiac Precognates (0)
Strike Anywhere $100 Bills (+17, -2)
Subscription Underwear (+9, -1)
Tennis for the Blind (+4, -2)
Three-Dimensional Crossword Puzzle (+9)
True Music Mixing (+2, -3)
True Random Number Generator (+4, -7)
Vanishing Checks (+6, -2)
Variable-Width Tie (+2, -4)
X-Ray Pornography (+19, -2)

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