snarfyguy
snarfyguy at hotmail dot com
[May 16 2001, last modified Mar 09 2007]
Air Parentheses
(+2)
Al Hirschfeld Machine
(+1, -1)
All-Commercial TV Station
(+4, -5)
Animated Tattoos
(+4, -5)
ATM Random selection
(+1)
Average Speed Indicator
(+2, -2)
Bad Table Manners Restaurant
(+4, -3)
Black Light Flashbulb
(+3, -3)
Bottled Fountain Soda
(0)
Bulletproof Hood
(+1, -6)
Caffeinated Liquor
(+3, -3)
Caller I.D. Block Override
(-1)
Cheek Bite Preventer
(+23, -7)
Cut n Paste-able Windows Error Messages
(+24)
Double TV
(0)
Drain Wipers
(-1)
Electric Driveway
(+4, -2)
Electronic Teeth Cleaning
(-1)
Eliminate Night
(+3, -3)
Fake Jukebox
(+2)
Fake Package Thermometer
(+2, -9)
Fatal Auto Collision Song
(+102, -7)
Glass Toilet
(+6, -7)
Godel, Escher, Bach Amusement Park
(+7, -1)
Graffiti for the Blind
(0)
Headlights Default to On Position at Night
(+2, -2)
Hovercraft Ottoman
(+34)
Improvement to Celebrity Bashing
(+1, -1)
Keyboard
(+2)
Less-Frequent Christmas
(+6, -6)
Links Open New Windows in Halfbakery
(-7)
"Local" Elevator
(+2, -2)
Low-calorie liquor
(+1, -1)
Means for Smuggling Liquid Contraband
(+4, -1)
Meat as Tobacco Additive
(+2, -6)
Multiple Reverse Gears
(+10, -1)
Musicians Swiss Army Knife
(+8, -1)
Nicotine Pill
(0)
Night Vision Windshield
(+4, -1)
No (Whatever) Indicator
(+1)
Numerical Scrabble
(+10, -4)
Paperback Book-Format Newspapers
(+5, -1)
Peas on the Cob
(+27, -2)
People Bonz ®
(+6, -2)
Perforated Currency
(+4, -6)
Pornography-Enhanced Second-Hand Computers
(+26, -5)
Pre-Paid Gambling Debt
(-1)
Pre-paid Parking Tickets
(0)
Real Back Seat Driving
(+1, -2)
Real Headlights
(+2, -3)
Receipt Club
(+5, -2)
Recommended Reading
(0)
Smuggle Drugs in Body Implants
(+3, -6)
Soap Opera Relationship Model
(+3, -1)
Sound Effect for CD Player
(+5, -2)
Spray-On Rust
(+1)
Stealth Car
(+3, -3)
Stock Market for Amnesiac Precognates
(0)
Strike Anywhere $100 Bills
(+17, -2)
Subscription Underwear
(+9, -1)
Tennis for the Blind
(+4, -2)
Three-Dimensional Crossword Puzzle
(+9)
True Music Mixing
(+2, -3)
True Random Number Generator
(+4, -7)
Vanishing Checks
(+6, -2)
Variable-Width Tie
(+2, -4)
X-Ray Pornography
(+19, -2)
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