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[Sep 16 2002]

Alzheimer's Switchboard Service (+7)
Annoying-Topic Indicator Pin (+2, -1)
Auto-Voicemail Limiter ID (+1)
Bass Station (+5, -2)
Bathtub Mascerator (+1)
Birth Control Advent Calendar (+4, -1)
Bluetooth Pipe (+7)
Booze Pop-up Hepatometer (+8)
Breakdance Yoga Mat (+5)
Candy Corn Fangs (+6, -1)
Cheetos Dust Collector (0)
Convert cemeteries into parking garages (+2, -12)
Cookie Camera (+7)
Cystic Fibrosis Drum Pad (+9, -2)
"Dune" style ashtray (+4, -5)
Earworm Grenade (+30)
Erection slide whistle (+13, -5)
Face-Hugger Oxygen Mask (+9)
Foul Language SMS Lexicon (+3, -4)
Gingerbread Inert Gas Hood (+8)
Live ammo war Reenactments (+3, -2)
Mario Brothers EEG/EKG (+9)
Nightshift for Congress (+3, -3)
Nunchuck Microphones (+6, -1)
Pint Glass Microphone (+6, -1)
Rotten Fruit Index (+5)
Sleigh Bell Filter (+6, -2)
"Smart" Nano-creamer (+3, -1)
Sweet N' Sour Semen (+18, -4)
Taxidermy Wigs (+3, -3)
Thermonuclear Arecibo Message (+29, -2)

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