About the HB: -Half a bun is a good idea. Two and a half buns may require divine intervention. Same goes for two and a half fishbones. -I'm a half-bun kind of guy. I've mostly got good ideas that aren't quite worth getting all worked up about. -We are the autoboner. Anno up, or forever cause halfbakers to have low self esteem and bad ideas.
Contact: ye underscore river underscore xiv at yahoo dot comatose.
Don't take me too seriously. Jutta won't like you, and neither will I. Besides, if I wanted to be taken seriously, I do this for a living, right? Well, I'd try to do it for a living... Well, OK, so maybe I do want to be taken seriously, but I know better than to try doing it for a living. So if you get it, let's have a good laugh, and if you don't then do your best to ignore me. Also, if you're taking me seriously, I want to buy all of the inventions I suggest, I'm just too lazy to bother marketing. So if you're handy, and it sounds good, get your tools out!
And now I need to look into compressed gas.
[Jun 14 2006, last modified Mar 12 2009]
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Apartmoat
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Artificial egg replacement.
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Assassins for Hire
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BI-metallic shower nozzle
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bladderies
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Cetacean Sanctuaries
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Cetacean SCUBA
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Control cable locking
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Conveyor belt Couch
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Custard gun
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Exit Signs in the Lights.
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fish "tank"
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Flashlight fly attachment
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Foam for men
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Gasperies
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Honey, who is that?
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Make it For Me
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