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Real Name: Joe Mama
Occupation: Rennaisance Man
Turn-Ons: Springtime; Walks on the Beach; Thunderstorms; Screwing with people's minds.
Turn-Offs: Rude people; Stupid people; Obnoxious people; Rudely obnoxious stupid people; The Unimaginative.
Quote: "Nothing is so communicable as bad taste".
[Dec 16 2000, last modified Dec 24 2000]