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I have a name. I was born in a town, and in a country, no less! Soon, I will move to another town in the same country. I'm a very accomplished author, and I've written a number of books.
If you saw me on the street, you'd recognize me instantly. I wear a (usually tasteful) shroudish-thing over my entire head except one of my eyes and my mouth. That's because I look like something out of a zombie movie underneath, and when the general public gets a load of me, they get scared or at least ask if I'm in pain. Yes, scar tissue does hurt in large doses.
And remember, kids, fire is not your friend unless you are in the middle of the wilderness, and even then I only recommend you use it on the continent of Antarctica.
[Jul 19 2004, last modified Apr 02 2004]