It is a well-known fact that I keep all my ooolongftangftangs in the Ooolongftangftangbank.
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If you are [up_on_cloud_nine] and you are reading this, then you know that I shamelessly ripped off your profile idea. Yay.
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A worrying thought: while I personally don't believe in boning bad ideas (unless they're REALLY bad), if no one bones them, won't a neutral vote or not voting come to seem like a negative?
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If you are not reading this, then you are in the majority of the world's population. Barely relevant, but who cares? If you're in the majority of the world's population, then you're not reading this and obviously don't.
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Watch this space to see my "ideas not worth posting" series, coming soon to a paragraph near you!
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Life is like a Super-Deluxe Mega Ultra-Cheese pizza with everything: At the end of it, you feel sick.
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Just once, I would like to be awarded a Thwarted Pineapple. (If you don't know what I'm talking about, two things are true. 1: You are still in the majority of the world's population. 2: You should go search it, right now. You're still here. I said, RIGHT NOW. You're still here. I could go on for a page, but I'll let you leave now...
I said, leave.
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