The death of humorous people is far sadder than that of serious people due to the contrast between their happy attitude and the sad event. Sooo, if you want to be deeply mourned be deeply funny.

***************************************************************** "Every problem has a solution and sometimes it's wrong."

"It's good to have an open mind, but not so open that your brain falls out."

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My top ten personal favorites -

1. Crossbow Kite

2. Voyager 3

3. Phase Change Fever Blankets

4. Mapquest - Avoid Option

5. Stay warm in the water (and Floating in Style)

6. Let the Patients Sleep

7. Galactic Time Distortion Map

8. Saved Seat Flag

9. The Darth Vader Baby Crib