Right now, I'm a mechanical engineering student at the Colorado School of Mines who puts off Statics homework to make chain mail armor.

If you need to contact me, send an email to discontinuuity at gmail dot com (we must confuse those spam bots now). Any offers of internships, jobs, or the purchase of my ideas are welcome, and of course most likely just wishful thinking on my part.

Well, as you can see by the distribution of bones and buns, I've had my good ideas and my bad ones. Most of the really bad ones have been deleted by moderators or by myself.

Some of the ones I'm really pround of are:

Butterfly Valves Instead of Poppet Valves

Backwards AWD Sandrail

Cheap and Dirty Four-Wheel-Drive

Cheetos Powder Spice Mix

Desmotrentadue RR V8

Dot Matrix Casting Mold

Grease-Powered Restaraunt Vent Turbine

Hemi-Ellipsoidal Combustion Chambers

Intercontinental Ballistic Fireworks

Internal Combusition Trumpet

Obscure Engines and Engineering Quarterly

Radial "Boxer" Engine

Radial/Rotary Engine with Rotary Valves

Sneeze Carbeuration/Fire Breathing

SVO Car with Deep Frier Fuel Tank