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To participate in 100% Green Day you must wear totally green face paint; dye your hair green; and stain your tongue and teeth green. (all using harmless non permanent dyes)
Your hands must also be covered with green stage make up. To complete the arrangement, a green outfit along with green shoes
must be worn.
You will then sit on a green chair at a table covered with a green cloth, positioned on an area of green carpet. Once comfortable, you will then be served a totally green meal on green plates, washed down with (you guessed it) a pint of Guinness featuring a green head with only the black stuff being pure and uncoloured.
Happy St Patrick's to all those who wish they were Irish, but sadly (for them) simply aren't.
Welsh
https://nation.cymr...eland-from-wales-4/
[pertinax, Mar 20 2026]
... or possibly Scottish
https://www.irishce...trick-born-scotland
[pertinax, Mar 20 2026]
Actually St Patrick was English
https://www.lrb.co....who-kicked-them-out
[pocmloc, Mar 20 2026]
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//all those who wish they were Irish, but sadly (for them) simply aren't// |
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Technically, of course, Saint Patrick was Welsh, but OK. |
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This is where we pause respectfully to imagine what [8th of 7] would have said about that. |
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I call discrimination against the other colors in the spectrum. They each should have their own 'day.' |
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apparently humans can distinguish over 10,000,000 colours. A 16-bit display has about 16 million colours. So we are talking about tens of thousands of years if each colour is assigned its own day. |
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