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While we're multi-tasking, that last staple could also provide a tetanus shot. |
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I saw Chris Johnson staple some guy in the head in a
comedy movie on Sunday night. Looked painful. |
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I got shot in the arse once via a Powershot heavy-duty Staple nail gun once. |
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Quite painful. My cousin stapled my thumb and index finger
together with one of those on the day before my wedding.
Same brand and everything.
We were putting up 'park here' signs and he got a little too
close to the corner I was holding. My wife thought it very
appropriate that I had band-aids on my fingers when we
were married, since they're practically part of my everyday
apparel. |
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What does it do when it gets stolen? |
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You mean like that scene in Deliverance? |
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"Squeal like a stapled pig, boy!" |
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