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What a brilliant idea; we cannot praise it too highly. [+] |
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It means that when the Revolution comes and it's time to hunt down all those relentlessly cheerful grinning morons, there will be a nice list including names plus home and work addresses to work from. |
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After all, executing all the politicians won't take more than a couple of days, then it's straight on to this lot. |
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//When you join, you have a psychometric test and an employment test// |
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What happens if you fail both? |
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You get to stand for public office on the Democratic ticket. |
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*Our favourite colour is Orange. The airspeed velocity of an unladen European** swallow varies between 18.6 and 34.4 KIAS in level flight. |
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** African swallows are, of course, non-migratory. |
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// After all, executing all the politicians won't take more than a couple of days// |
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I think we could stretch that out a bit. |
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Undoubtedly. What are you suggesting ? Do a few politicians, then some lawyers, then some journalists ? |
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A pause between batches would give time to pick up the spent cases, and have a drink and a sit down while the barrels cool - although if it's a Vickers, you can make the tea with the water from the jacket, and just top it up ready for the next few belts. |
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For serious cases, there's the whole ritual of setting up the Wicker Man, lighting the fire, listening to the screams, and then enjoying the baked potatoes from the glowing embers. That does take time, however. There are several hundred recognized nations in the UN, at one prime minister each evening that's most of a year to work through them. |
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The All Smirks cult did so well, this seems like a sure winner. |
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I'm already all smiles...until I'm not...hahahahahaha |
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Misread this as "All Similes™", where you'd have to
speak in similes all the time, like an incontinent poet |
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I quite like the smiles idea...., especially if they
only recruit people called Brad [+] (see link) |
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