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Why struggle to dry yourself with a towel after a shower or bath when you can use a Bathroom Rotating Towel-Roller Pole? Here's how it works:
Positioned adjacent to one wall in your bathroom is a vertical pole reaching from floor to ceiling, on either side of which are placed two chromium plated
hand rails.
Emerging from the shower and wanting to get dry, instead of reaching for a towel, you grip the hand rails and lean into the vertical pole. Why would you do that I hear you ask? Well the answer is simple and obvious - because the pole consists of a roller covered in a thick luxurious towel which dries you off as you lean into it.
Naturally it features a heated core and powerful variable speed motor to maintain a constant motion while you are in contact. Every part of the body can be dried by placing it against the Towel-Roller Pole.
Bathroom Rotating Towel-Roller Pole comes with a variety of specialist towels ranging from soft and fluffy to ones that are more abrasive to cater for every skin type.
delux version features a foor mounted horizontal feet drying roller.
• note Bathroom Rotating Towel-Roller Pole advises against use by anyone with extra long hair or dreadlocks as these can result in the user being wound around the device.
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Are we striving to become disabled? |
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// user being wound around the device // |
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As described, the device would quickly bring the wet portion of the towel back into contact with your person. That is no good at all. |
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The towel life cycle involves
1. drying you
2. being washed, possibly with fabric conditioner, to remove the smell and any other debris accrued during step #1
3. being, itself, dried, to remove the water accrued during steps #1 and #2
4. being returned to reiterate from #1 |
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Now, let's suppose that the speed for comfortable automated drying is s, and the rate of oozeage along a towel of hot, soapy water is o, and the time taken to apply enough heat to a towel to amount to the phase change energy of the contained water is t; we may infer
i. that the towel must keep moving at a minimum speed of either s or o, whichever is greater
ii. that the speed of movement determines the minimum length l[min] required for the drying process, given t
iii. that the minimum total length of towel exceeds l[min] by the amount required to feed that towel into and out of a tub of hot, soapy water, and then another tub of hot, fresh water, and then a mangle, to minimize the mass of water whose phase must be changed per unit length of towel
iv. that the speed of the mangle must be synchronised with the speed of the towel-roller pole itself, give or take a little slippage. |
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What we're looking at, then, is a rather majestic towel-ouroboros, incorporating board and lodging for a full staff of laundresses and trained gremlins with hair dryers. |
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Never use water softener on your bath towels. |
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//As described, the device would quickly bring the wet portion of the towel back into contact with your person// Ah did I not mention the roller was perforated to allow hot hair to blow from its interior through the towelling, delivering a constant drying action as it rotates? Never mind.... I like the additional features suggest so your worthy contribution is approved. |
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