Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
h a l f b a k e r y
There's no money in it.

idea: add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random

meta: news, help, about, links, report a problem

account: browse anonymously, or get an account and write.

user:
pass:
register,


           

Coffee Whacker

 Inspired by, but not to be confused with, Coffee Cutter ;)
  (+3)
(+3) 		  [vote for,
against]

A little action-figure sized likeness of the comedian Gallagher, raising and slamming down a heavy mallet until the desired weight in beans is sufficiently ground. Set it on a wakeup timer, and you won't have AAAAANY problems sleeping through your alarms in the morning.
—21 Quest, Feb 20 2022

Please log in.
If you're not logged in, you can see what this page looks like, but you will not be able to add anything.
Short name, e.g., Bob's Coffee
Destination URL. E.g., https://www.coffee.com/
Description (displayed with the short name and URL.)






       But an automated one, with a clear enclosure that makes a show of it?
—21 Quest, Feb 20 2022
   

       Duuuuude!
—21 Quest, Feb 20 2022
   

       + for sledge hammer ground coffee!
—xandram, Feb 20 2022
   

       Missed opportunity in calling it the Bean-o-Matic.
—RayfordSteele, Feb 20 2022
   

       Nice lol
—21 Quest, Feb 20 2022
   


 

back: main index
business  computer  culture  fashion  food  halfbakery  home  other  product  public  science  sport  vehicle