Coleslaw Land

Coleslaw Land is a new theme park where an entire town and everything that's in it has been carefully crafted out of coleslaw, in exactly the same way as it is in Lego Land.

The sub-zero temperature, which is constantly maintained, ensures the finely detailed buildings, roads, bridges and figures etc don't wilt and rapidly disintegrate in the normal heat of day.

This low temperature also means that visitors must don climate proof hazmat suits featuring thermal lined boots, gloves and a helmet with a visor, to negotiate the wonders of Coleslaw Land. It's all part of the adventure.

At the end of the tour, visitors can choose to receive a wonderful self portrait in Coleslaw, which they can either keep frozen in the fridge and bring out on special occasions, or simply serve up with some cheese and bread.