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If the press of modern life prevents you from expressing your devotion due to scheduling or other factors you can pick up a box of non-denominational Communion Cookies to keep handy at home, in the car, or packed for travel. These flavor-packed shortbread wafer sandwiches go anywhere!
A sacrament
for the current state of the world, they’re available 24/7 due to liberally interpreting ‘Communion’ to refer to the larger spiritual community of all believers. The requirements for the presence of fellow devotees, ordained administration, and an actual physical community to be part of, have been eliminated in favor of convenience and broad appeal.
Get Wholly Natural Vanilla with Chablis creme, Divine Chocolate with Shiraz creme, and both flavors come Singly or Doubly-Blessed.
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So ... communion without the community? |
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Maybe some Facebook friend-bots could pretend to participate. |
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Hard to find fault with this idea [+] |
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