Credits

People don't have the patience to sit through a movie anymore.

People definitely don't have the patience to sit through credits.

So...

These movies start with the name of the movie and a short description. The scene starts moving into the credits and then something happens.

Example 1: You hear: Hey hey! skip the credits. No! I want to see the credits my name is in there. Give me that! No! I was watching this and I want to see the credits. What is this, a new kind of AI trend to put your name into movie credits? No! I'm in the movie. Whadaya mean your in the movie? Sit down and watch it with me and you'll see. There you see? That's me. So why'de you stop it? I didn't stop it. That's it. That's the movie. What? The end. Credits.

Example 2:

Stick figures are joining the camera which is running on a cartoon road. as each one joins in, the actor's name is listed along with funny things about her.

Julie Concept as Ann. Julie read the script of this movie when she was in 9th grade, and ever since wanted the part but failed in audition after audition. She actually failed in the audition for this movie as well, but continued coming and trying. Finally we let her participate as an extra in the closing scene where the streets are seen from a helicopter.

Example 3:

The End.

This is the end. after this movie is over there will be nothing and nobody. Nothing you do can change that. There's no reason to call anybody because nobody will be saved. Now its too late. These are credits you could have given if you would have given them on time. Starting with your parents. And you should have known to appreciate your friends. And family. The people on this credits list are also friends and family. Although not YOUR friends and not YOUR family. Still they deserve your appreciation for making this movie. Thank you for watching. The End.