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De-Clancifier
3 pages devoted just to the explosion process of a bomb? Good god! | |
The De-Clancifier is a simply an opaque overlay with cutouts that allow the book reader to see every fifth word or so and move the story along at a reasonable rate, skipping the color of the carpet, the setting on the main character's dryer, and the background detail into the history of a log.
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Or just rip out two out of every three pages. |
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Play the video game. Isn't there one for every book he's ever written? |
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www.cliffnotes.com anyone? |
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Or a De-Roddenifier. By placing
alternatives over the catch
phrases. Observe... |
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"It's worse than that, he's...not
insured." |
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"Scotty, I...need more...coffee!"
"I'm giving ya all she's got captain,
but I'm gonna have'ta brew
another pot." |
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"Number one, you have the
cahones while I'm away." + |
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