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Direct dial
A protocol for phoning a company and passing through security checks through technology. |
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Phone menus (audio, press number) are not as a friendly as real app menus.
I can navigate a menu on my phones screen and enter information
Then dial the number of the company and passing through all the menus.
It would require a protocol for secure exchange of information
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If I didn't love spending a lot of time listening to gruesome music and partially-audible apologies and option statements, I would like this idea. |
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Or, after gong through all the menus on the web site, enter your phone number and click "request callback". |
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Welcome to the Pocmco automated telephone system. This new and iproved system has many more options than yesterday so please listen carefully to the following safety announcement. This call may be recorded for training and safety purposes so please do not swear too much. If you are cut off or hang up in frustration you will have to dial again and listen to all of this again. Did you know that you can find useful information on our website? Just navigate to pocmloc dot something vague and use the menus system to find out the answers to many common and many more uncommon or rarely-asked questions. Remember that using the website is much more efficient and informative than any other way of accessing the treasures and wonders that pocmco is proud to oresent to a gullible and fawning public.You can even get to the website using your favourite search engine. Try it now, you may be pleasantly surprised. To use the old-fashioned number-pressing system, press 1. To use voice recognition so that you can speak to the machine, say "press 2" and then if it does not recognise what you are trying to say you can actually press 2 or perhaps more sensibly choose a different option. To use the native menu system on your own device press 3. To be put on hold... |
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For Windows, press 1. For Apple versions 11 to 27 press 2. For Apple versions 28 and above, press 4. For iphone versions up to 15 press 5. Other iphone versions are not yet supported, please press 6 to return to the main menu.. For Android press 7. For other systems press 8. If you do not know what system you are running press 9. To connect direct to the back end press 11. |
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