Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Distressed Household

Why stop at jeans?
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The truly fashion-conscious will soon be able to purchase an entire houseful of torn and distressed items, all tastefully color-matched and catalogued by wear pattern. Bedlinens, blankets and towels, placemats, rugs and carpeting, bathroom wallpaper, pretty much any soft goods item, proudly brought to you by the fashion coordinators at RockCo. Don't be left out, order yours today.
whatrock, Apr 20 2026

Similar idea https://flintstones...iki/Fred_Flintstone
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Voice, Apr 20 2026
  

       You'll face strong competition from households just not replacing their stuff on account of no money. How will you stamp out this shameless counterfeiting of your intellectual property?
pertinax, Apr 20 2026
  

       This is already baked in my home, with the exception that no colors/styles match.
normzone, Apr 20 2026
  

       Already widely available via charity shops etc.
xenzag, Apr 20 2026
  

       If denim-level distressing comes into fashion for furniture and tapestries, this might provide a much-needed alternate source of income for people with too many cats.
jutta, Apr 21 2026
  

       This is just crazy enough to actually be a thing. [+]   

       Maybe not the whole house but a room maybe.
doctorremulac3, Apr 21 2026
  
         


 

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