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A drone that picks EU cherries.
Acceptable fruit can be pre-programmed e.g. between 22 and 25mm.
Quality control provided remotely by spare labour in refugee camps or a freemium game available to soon to be unemployed prime ministers.
||Did you know that EU regulations specify the legal duration
of a wank? They also have a special meter for measuring
the curvature of dog turds. It was this one that sparked off
the idea of also applying it to the shape of bananas. Just
think of how much the UK will be missing when they finally
leave behind the wonderful world of bonkers EU rules and
||[xen] the only EU regulations I've encountered personally are the CE radio emissions ones, of which the only comment I can make is that they're far less stringent and expensive than the FCC.
||It should noted that the UK in 1982 negotiated a derogation from the wank-duration directive, the result of which is the continued existence of the Conservative party.
||I want to know which EU directive suddenly allowed
teenagers to wazz around without helmets on 750cc quads.
It was probably some rule homogenization so that
Portuguese mushroom wranglers could get their wares to
market, but it makes no sense in Cheshire.
||// Did you know that EU regulations specify the legal
duration of a wank? //
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